Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Update

It's been a couple days since the last time I posted anything. I've got a lot to report on. First of all my burn is almost healed. It's started to get really itchy and the skin is flaking off, so that's good.
I finished my knitted hat. I used two different kinds of yarn: blue and gray. The shades kinda blend in and out of each other so that's pretty cool. All in all I think it looks like a fairly decent hat. If I saw that hat at a Kmart or Walmart I'd probably get it. 
The next thing I'd like to tell you about is my secret skill for cutting hair. I can't charge anything for it because I don't have a license or something. But I've got this way of making boring hair stand out and look awesome. Don't believe me? That's fine. I don't have very much proof right now. But I'll keep you posted, for now, here's a half finished haircut. 
Okay so technically I didn't do this one. This is the handy work of my dear friend Chelsea. She's going to school to be a beauty technician. Her adopted father is 'very high and mighty' in my face about it. "My girl's going to college, what about you?" I'm not going to college as of this moment. I have no job and no scholarship, therefor no way to pay for it. But does he care? Nope, he'll just keep looking down on me as 'a no good, drug addicted, dike.' It's okay though, his opinion of me doesn't make me any less awesome. I'll always be too kick ass for him to understand. (P.S. I don't do drugs and I'm not a dike.) Chelsea is one of my best friends and I won't be letting some 'better then thou art' get in the way of that. I just wish he wouldn't be so nice to my face, it gives me the creeps.
This is Killian. He is the one being subjected to the haircut. He had to hold really still while Chelsea chopped off locks of his hair and I repeatedly sprayed him with the squirt bottle. All this considered he did pretty well. His hair looks nice, which is a awesome change for him. He usually goes to a salon and pays $20 for some bimbo to give him a bowl cut. The last two times he went, he had the unfortunate pleasure to have the same bimbo. I know as a friend, I shouldn't have laughed at his misfortune. But as a living, breathing person, I could not suppress my giggles when he comes back looking like a porcupine. I'm only human, forgive me.
In unrelated news, I found out that my best friend Emily is pregnant. I was a little shocked since I didn't know anything like that was going on. I almost thought it was a joke. But she's pretty serious about it. She went out and bought books and vitamins. She quit all her bad habits like smoking and caffeine. I'm about 98% sure that there is a baby in there. (I've got to leave a little room for error.) I'm really excited for her though. She really loves kids, although I don't think she was planning on one of her own. I know she'll be a good mommy, and her boyfriend better be the best damn father ever! I know where he lives. It's not really my business to tell the whole world, but everyone that matters already knows. If she doesn't want it posted on my blog the no one reads, I'll gladly take it off for her.

That's most everything that has happened so far. I also cut my boyfriends hair, babysat my nieces, and played Halo ODST. Thanks Zach for letting us barrow it! :)

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